Privacy Policy Date: 31 March 2021
Cookie Policy Date: 31 March 2021
Environmental Statement Date: 31 March 2021
Health & Safety Statement Date: 31 March 2021
Covid-19 Statement Date: 10 April 2023
Non-Aggression Policy Date: 10 April
Engagement Advice Date: 10 April 2023
We reserve the right to change these policies at any time.
Your privacy is as important to us as it is to you. If it were up to us there'd be no names and no invoices... everyone would be known as "mate" and we would deal in cash but governments and tax collectors hate that kind of thing.
We have a very simple set of five golden rules around privacy that all members abide to without exception:
You do not have to make any contact via this website, instead you could choose to make contact via Twitter Direct Message if you feel more comfortable using public social media services.
Our website contains links to other services for your convenience. We have no control nor take any responsibilty for any of the policies of these websites. By following the link you acknowledge that your use of these websites is entirely at your own risk and you take responsibilty to check the policies of these websites and how they use your information.
We all have a responsibility to ensure what we do has a minimum impact on our environment and natural world. As such we make every effort to:
As individuals who are responsible for our own well-being we are also responsible for others physical and mental well-being.
Our "Health & Safety" rules are very straight forward and we expect all those who are involved with us to follow them.
In The Workplace:
Personal Well-Being:
We continue to take all on-going global health situations very seriously. While we are happy to meet and socialise, in line with and to strengthen our environmental views we will endeavour to meet and collaborate virtually where possible.
We will not work with individuals or organisations located in or associated to countries or states that are engaged in aggressive and threatening behaviour towards its global neighbours.
We will not work with individuals or organisations that are engaged in activities that threaten their workforce, the environment or global safety.
Pre-Engagement: Prior to any engagement a short meeting will take place to discuss the project and desired outcomes to help us generate a project brief and quotation.
Engagement: A payment of 50% will be required before commencement of any work.
Completion: Final payment is due upon agreed completion prior to release of final materials.
Subscription Services: Subscription services are charged one month in advance and may incur a set up fee. Subscriptions may be cancelled if payment is not received within 7 days of due date.
Our FAB Policy: While we always try to ensure we are competitive in our pricing we also appreciate that times are tough and the completion of a project or a task can make all the difference. Under our FAB (F*ck All Budget) Policy we will try to assist in identifying an area we can work in that will not only be affordable but will make a difference. Access to FAB is subject to terms and conditions.
As per our Non-Aggression Policy we reserve the right to refuse or terminate engagement.